dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

(via pizza)

aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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(Source: skeletonspookies, via ruinedchildhood)

most accurate traits of the signs

hephapimp:

Aries: expressive af

Taurus: lowkey af

Gemini: changeable af

Cancer: whiny af

Leo: self-centered af

Virgo: opinionated af

Libra: indecisive af

Scorpio: outspoken af

Sagittarius: careless af

Capricorn: detached af

Aquarius: inconsistent af

Pisces: selfless af

(via virglns)